I recently spent an hour or two with my pal, Will. Mr Shakespeare and I are getting to know one another much better, lately. I call him Will and he calls me Marye. I read in school what they made me read of his work, I read or (mostly) re-read some of the plays over the decades, and a few years ago I read the sonnets. Most of the sonnets. I like sonnets. I’ve always loved structure.
But recently I’ve decided to read all of the plays. Imagine my surprise when I found some new ones. I really did think Will had quit writing quite a while ago. I read some in alphabetical order just before we left Virginia. Not the optimal way to approach them. I was going to read them in order by history (ancient Britain – Lear, Greece and Rome – J Caesar, Renaissance – R and Juliet, etc.) But then, thanks to a recommendation by my friend, Pamela, I got my hands on a guide by Harvard professor, Marjorie Garber, that lists the plays in the order they were written. Well, as they were written in her opinion. There are as with everything else Shakespearean, many opinions. Including the theory that the plays were written not by Shakespeare himself but by another man with the same name. (No, I'm not making that up.) (Shakespeare After All, 2005.)
So I started a few weeks ago with Two Gentlemen of Verona, for reasons I cannot explain – either I had no reason to start with or I’ve forgotten, or both. I had read this play within the last couple of years. And instead of crediting myself with it I decided to re-read it. That’s because I . . . not love, I don’t love it the way I love The Winter’s Tale or Julius Caesar . . . because I have a crush on it.
One of the reasons scholars place the play so early in Shakespeare’s career is because it’s so sloppy. Let me give you one example. The two boys – to call them gentlemen is laughable, but then so is most of the play. Anyhow, the boys are from Verona and their fathers would like them to travel, see the world, live at the court of the nearby Duke of Milan (or emperor – the play can’t seem to decide which he is), and gain some polish.
One of them, Proteus, is in love with a local girl, Julia, so he opts to stay in Verona. But Valentine, a handsome lad with an IQ of about 90, is getting ready to go to Milan as the play opens. In fact the ship is waiting in the harbor for him and he has to hurry to catch the tide.
Now you don’t have to know much Italian geography to know that both Verona and Milan are inland. To go by ship from one to the other would entail an overland trek to Venice, a sail around the boot, a landing in Genoa, and another trek. By land there would be a well-traveled road taking you directly from one to the other.
Either Shakespeare was having a joke on his audience or he was incredibly sloppy. Or he had an uneducated collaborator, or the printed version of the play was corrupted, or who knows what. Shakespearean scholarship is sometimes a little out of focus. But I go with sloppy. Also sloppy is one character's welcome of another “to Padua.” There’s more, but you get the idea. Proteus, by the way, ends up in Milan as well, forgets about Julia, falls in love with Sylvia, and tells the duke about his best friend, Valentine’s, plan to elope with her. Julia, who really loves Proteus, follows him to Milan, dressed as a boy of course – so Shakespearean.
Why do I like this play so much? Because it was really written by Gilbert and Sullivan. Valentine, kicked out of Milan by the duke for planning to abscond with his daughter, is taken captive by a gang of outlaws who, because he, like them, is an “outlaw,” and because he is handsome, vote him their leader. Reference is made to Robin Hood's merry band.
Right behind Valentine is Sylvia, followed by Proteus, followed by the duke, followed by Julia. When Valentine happens on Proteus trying to rape Sylvia and realizes his best friend’s treachery, he’s angry. But Proteus immediately repents and voices his regret, so of course Valentine immediately forgives him and offers him Sylvia. Julia faints and is recognized under her costume, the duke agrees to allow Valentine to marry his daughter, Proteus decides he loves Julia after all. Exuent to a marriage feast.
One other highlight:
Who is Sylvia? What is she,/That all our swains commend her?
2012 No 17